February 2012
32 posts
GOOD DAY.
Today, I:
1. Got a summer job
2. Finished two assignments
3. Woke up EEEARLY
4. Switched majors
Overall, I’d say it was productive. And great.
I'm so hungry and my pez dispenser broke.
All I could find to eat in my bedroom was rockets and pez. I ate all the rockets. Then, my pez dispenser broke. And let me tell you something, eating pez without the dispenser is grossly dissatisfying in every way. I may cry.
Story of my life.
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
Resolution:
From now on, my facebook profile pictures are going to be less about how I look and more about who I am.
Gettin' my groove back
It’s exciting!
January 2012
61 posts
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I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry...
“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”
- Pat Robertson
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Tonight I'm Fucking You.
Enrique’s song? Yeah, I used to love it (mostly because I thought it was hilarious… He’s a little too confident in the probability of him having sex that night. But then let’s be serious, he’s probably right).
Anyway, I just watched the music video. It might be the most demeaning video I’ve ever seen in the way it portrays women. He makes women out to be these...